President George W. Bush

In my opinion the

greatest President to ever hold office.

   You want an explanation? Why President Bush and me got a ton of stuff in common. We are both well spoken. The man is a Saturday rancher. So am I. Except there are not enough Saturdays in any month. He owned a baseball team and I played Little League back in the day. He lived in Midland and I have driven through there a lot of times. He looks good in a flight suit though I am partial to camoflage. He quit drinking and so did I. He was probably a ladies man cause I quite possibly was, maybe. We both live in Texas. We're both Dallas Cowboy fans in spite of Jerry Jones the highly successful Super Bowl winning #$#&*^ Arkansas oil man who fired God's personal football coach, Tom Landry. How could I not have the highest regard for President Bush? Our lives are eerily similar though I did not seek the nation's highest office.

   One thing I will always admire him for in spite of the negative reaction of the haters. When he was informed of the tragdies of September 11, 2001 he stayed seated in that class room with those little kids and for a few short minutes and kept reading to them. His response to the attack in the days that followed are why America did not sustain another attack from any foe during his presidency. The miserable lying Liberals forget how they felt when he addressed Congress. I am not ashamed to state how I felt. I felt safe because I knew our leader was about to kick some serious ass and fight to strengthen America's security. And he did.

   I also wish he had never approved the selection of Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. Without those two conniving SOB's things would have gone a lot smoother for old 'W'. Being the kind of guy he is I am sure he would disagree. In fact I would expect that from the Greatest President Ever. VP Cheny wasn't half the problem Rumsfeld was and I guess the only thing I have against him is that he was a lightning rod for crictism.

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