Paris Hilton

One of America's great thinkers she is not. At least not in the opinions of her detractors. OK, she's not Mother Teresa, neither is my mom. Or yours. Unless your mother was Mother Teresa but that is not the case. God blessed the world with Mother Teresa.

But Mother Teresa never had a set of stems on her like those God graced Paris with. No I'm not talking about the straw stems she used to snort coke. Three things I like about her career are; her getting out of jail, her going back to jail, her getting out of jail and making that iconic hamburger car washing commercial.Remember her injecting herself into the 2008 presidential campaign. Injecting might not be the right word, she was being bandied about and she turned the tables on everybody. I like a person who can laugh at themselves. I don't like people who laugh at you at your expense. That line "Hey old white haired dude I am ready to serve" may have been the best line of the entire McCain campaign.Of course that was until she tried to snort more lines off a Vegas mirror.